Why you musn’t sing karaoke at 5.30 am

28 Jun

1.There are other human beings living next to you

2.You might not notice it yet but they are not the Cullens who don’t need to sleep

3.You also have to realize that they’re not exactly patients of the SNF thus they might have perfect hearings and a perfect reason to be pissed if you switch on your karaoke machine and sing religious songs out loud with a mic at 5.30 am

4.If not for the fact that 5-6 am is the most active time for metabolism & nature is calling them by that time, they would’ve thrown a rock at your house

5. But they didn’t, because they’re freaking Christians and they don’t throw rocks at each other’s house

Love, a neighbor who was suffering a migraine at 5.30 am


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